Lead Pipe

An act in where a man sticks a piece of lead from a mechanical pencil into his urethra and has sex with a women or grapefruit, whichever comes first.

I was sitting at home and thought my pineapple deserved a lead pipe so I warmed the pineapple in a 350 degree oven for ten minutes and then poured Siracha hot sauce over it to counteract the lead poison stinging with hot sauce stinging.

by Ectoplasm_Randy December 23, 2017

Cleaned my tail Pipe

When a girl cleans your butt so good it shines

Tina cleaned my tail pipe so well last night.

by Curtis66 January 30, 2009

Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff

A synonym of Fuck My Life with a religious twist. An expression of extreme displeasure pertaining to an event, action, or outcome.

Bro1: Dude, your girlfriend just fucked another guy.
Bro2: Oh, Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff!

by Dunbarbalooie2 October 6, 2010

white pipe

Street name for both the British-manufactured quaalude "Mandrax" as well as the particular Dagga pipe used to smoke it.

"I got some white pipe, let's go smoke it." - referring to the drug

"No can do, my white pipe's broken." - referring to the pipe itself

by Siegfried Zaga May 23, 2005

lay pipe

Rap term for having sex

I lay pipe with all the lonely bitches while their husbanz hard at work.

by Nickotine June 3, 2005

Fart pipe

A musical instrument from the 14th century. Inserted in the mouth and anus, the colon acts as a resonnance chamber.

The satyr shafted on his Fart Pipe until he made the Browning Noise.

by Anonymous October 7, 2002

pipeslut

A woman that will perform sex acts for even small amount of dope. A scandalous woman, lies, sneaks, cheats!

His mom defines his girlfriend as the biggest pipeslut in Nixon!

by Txpipeliner April 6, 2015