st. pattyshit

When you are on the commode, drop a big one, and get up to look at it before whipping your ass (like everyone does), you notice that your shit has a green or greenish tint. This is usually caused by the consumption of a lot of green vegetables in proportion to anything else.

"Hey man, do you see that vegan over there? I bet he had to take a st. pattyshit this morning."

by collegestudent2013 April 23, 2009

pettys nautical grading system

1. a grading system petty uses to Distinguish special from his fellow cadet
2. (GNPS) special same gets nautical zeros which count as a -115 every time he makes a zero and didnt study for it

1. the class laughed at special sam and his dumb question
2. sam got 2 nautical zeros and failed the course

by GNPS October 21, 2004

pettytion

Minor petition with frivolous cause

The pettytion is still worth signing regardless of how petty it may seem.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

pettying

free balling, made popular by the parody of Tom Petty's Free Falling.

GS: just realized I have not had any clothes on since five minutes after I walked into the house several hours ago. Hope my roommate doesn't come home unexpectedly.

AVZ: Really? Are you Pettying and everything?

by WckdTwstr February 3, 2012

pettybirdz

Hella Petty and Send Werid Snitch Stuff On The Internet.Twitter Birdz

Yall snitched on my homie like that?Yall some goddamn pettybirdz.

by YoungTrap085 August 5, 2020

pettylous

a mixture of petty and jealous.

Sarah: Janet... You're acting so pettylous right now!!!

by ireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 7, 2021

pettymoo

Petty as in petty minded moo as in cow
A pettymoo is similar to being a silly cow but worse as in you are being labelled as being petty and a cow the insults is worsened while said in a sarcastic french accents shut up

le'pettymoo

You are just beginning annoying don't be such a pettymoo. OMG you are such a le'pettymoo .

by MEC CLEANING SERVICES December 11, 2021