red hot monkey sex

sex so intense that you'll keep going and going and leaving you hot sticky and sweaty and out of breath

"Edward and i had red hot monkey sex ALL night last night"

by sdtthshs January 3, 2009

Monkey Hands

To have hands that are as tough as monkey hands.

Jeff has monkey hands... don't let him slap you!

by Israel (Roberto Gonzalez) August 26, 2005

Monkey Boy

a slang word used in the office to brand a person as a slave of another.

I got 'Monkey Boy' to tidy up that kitchen this morning...

by Simon February 21, 2003

monkey trap

1. A trap to capture various monkeys used around the world which consists of a staked container with a hole cut into it just wide enough for a monkey to stick it's empty hand into. The container is baited with something attractive to the monkey. Monkey reaches for bait and then will not release the bait and cannot pull it's hand out of the trap with bait in hand. It is then captured. 2. Any women's purse that is too small to contain everything the women wants to carry but is stuffed full nonetheless. When the women tries to pull something out of the purse she wrestles exhaustively yet will not pull the desired object out and she won't give up trying (empting the purse first makes too much sense). 3. Metaphor for greed.

1. That monkey really like it's banana's. It wouldn't let go of the banana I baited my monkey trap with now it's head adorns my library wall. Suhweet !! 2. Jenny's been trying to pull her cell phone out of her monkey trap for five minutes now. 3. The lure of collecting millions from the insurance settlement was my monkey trap leading to me to whack my business partner.

by Roland819 December 16, 2006

Funky Monkey

The mixing of small amounts of left over alchohol to form a strong drink.

After the big party we made a funky monkey with the leftover booze.

by Chelc June 18, 2004

monkey

The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.

I bought a monkey yesterday, and now I am extremely cool.

by KaiserMonkey August 26, 2003

Monkey Bite

To bite someone in affection- generally on the neck. Monkey Bites can vary in terms of severity; they could be a huge purple hickey, or just a sweet nip on the neck. Some can leave teeth marks. Some don't.

My boyfriend's into monkey bites, so usually after I leave his place I look like a bear attacked me.

by V For Victoria April 26, 2006