carton of milk

when you lay on your back, and ejaculate into your belly button and have someone suck it out through a straw.

When will I get my "carton of milk" mom?

when you're old enough for it to not be illegal.

by nick sisco July 12, 2006

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Fuck Milk

The left over semen on your cock right after you have sex.

I hate that left over "fuck milk" when i put my pants on !!!

by Fuck Milk Creator March 20, 2010

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Noun; Derogatory/Insulting term to describe a extremely pale girl. Preferably one who is ginger or has lots of freckles. Comes from the fact milk is white, and girls have piss flaps.

See Nicole Kidman for a text book example of milk flaps

I caught him getting off with milk flaps.
Lisa would be ok, but shes a bit milk flaps

by *Crumpet* June 25, 2007

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Chocolate Milk

-Noun
milk flavored with chocolate syrup or powdered chocolate otherwise known as the cool black kid in the white group

Look at jimi hendrix (chocolate milk) taking thoses bong hits with Cheech and Chong (milk)

by martman1100 June 24, 2009

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milk and potatoes

Something that's badass and such

Milk and potatoes in the mornin'

by sex and potatoes March 22, 2005

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milk baby

A person who suckled the teet of their mother for far too long and continues to constantly drink milk with every meal when they have the opportunity.

Normal person: Why are you drinking milk while eating McDonald's?
Milk baby: Dude...my mom stopped breast feeding me when I was 15, so I gotta cope somehow.

by DannyDay95 November 10, 2014

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