milk master

going down on a guy/girl and making them cum in record time

This girl came to my house last night and she was a total milk master.

by Strawberry Chocolate November 30, 2014

2 Mile

Track event for the nutjobs. Punishment for mid-distance runners as well. Usually involves running eight laps around an outdoor track and 16+ on indoor facilities.

"Chris, since you were such a smartass last week, I'm running you in the 2 mile."
"But Mug...I run the 800."
"Okay?"
"My best time is barely under 13:00, why would you do such a thing?"
"Oh stop your bitchin, it'll be fun."
"Ha, fuck that!"

"Dude, I'm running the two mile today..."
"Ha, sucks to be you!"

by Hermitage_XCountry April 14, 2009

Road Milking

The act of vigorous masturbation whilst driving.

My morning commute was made more interesting when a trucker pulled up next to my Honda and smiled. The initial flattery I felt, believing to be caught up in a playful flirtation, turned to fear. Upon closer inspection, it appeared that the trucker was engaging in an act of wanton road milking.

by Stingyjack December 17, 2009

Sad Milk

A YouTube channel of other YouTubers looking through pictures, like they do on their own channels.

George: do you watch Sad Milk?

John: what?

by Taiteraide May 12, 2020

Bahama mama knockers, big mommy milkers

A way to describe a woman’s large breasts

Darrel: Yo how do you seen Lucy
Mike: no why
Darrel: she’s got Bahama mama knockers, big mommy milkers.
Mike:🤣

by Juulp0dwh0re420 November 22, 2020

Milrak

Mom I'd Like to Rape And Kill

Dude, Sammy's mom, Tina, is such a Milrak.

by Sluttyteeth February 11, 2009

Chocolate Milf

Used as a noun. Also considered vulgar. In black history terms, a black mother I'd love to fuck.

"Damn, look at that chocolate milf!"

by FUQ!!! September 24, 2009