by quiznah March 07, 2018
Guy 1: This is the worst idea you've ever had!
Guy 2: Nah, cheese pants was my worst, this is a close second.
Guy 2: Nah, cheese pants was my worst, this is a close second.
by GHRockotron3000 November 21, 2021
(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.
OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.
by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016
by Tunod81 May 10, 2021
Baggy, bell bottomed hippie pants. Typically with trippy or floral designs. Made from comfortable fabric material
by Skylar Jones September 17, 2013
One with trampoline pants is one with a puge so large that they bounce off everything they come into contact with, especially while attempting sex. (see "puge")
by Snappytramp August 12, 2010
an expression for ones pants being too large and crimp due to a use of a belt. It makes ones belt line like look like a strip of bacon and it feels very strange and awkward
Shennae: Yo Sharonda I'mma get some new jeans at Walmart these Pants be Crimpin' bitch.
Sharonda: Yeah gurl you look like u be wearing them parachute pants.
Sharonda: Yeah gurl you look like u be wearing them parachute pants.
by STV21190EGRURRI June 07, 2011