Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

trinket shop

Tourist Souvenir Shop

Oh no don't buy something from the trinket shop. There's nowhere to put it when we get home, and anyway it'll just gather dust for years before it's finally binned.

by Mivoat November 22, 2011

Hillbilly shopping

When you go into a store and bite/livk everything and then put it back.

Guy #1 "Im going hillbilly shopping."

Guy#2 "boi wtf"

by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 2, 2018

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

Urban Shopping

When your unprepared ass steals from food and other resources from your neighbors and other people in your area.

I caught three hood rats in the middle of urban shopping my neighbor's house.

by RealRolexGuy March 18, 2020

van shopping

I don't know the definition ...

We are van shopping...

by Mammelle January 9, 2018

Bait shop

A shop that sells contraband I.e duty free cigarettes/alcohol or restricted drugs

Yo, you know anywhere I can get cheap fags?

Try the bait shop next to McDonald’s

by The cunt in the bag April 25, 2022