Pink Turkey

when u give a girl the pink slipper and then get down on ur knees and blow that inverted rectum until that shit bleeds.

last night I fell down some stairs cause im a clumsy bitch and then Rupert gave me a pink turkey and left.

dad-steve did you just give ur sister a pink turkey??????

son-no way dad ur gross teheheheh!

dad- youre grounded lol

by the scumpster April 25, 2010

pink contract

An paid agreement between a spammer and an ISP which allows them to send spam to the ISP's customers without being blacklisted at the ISP, and usually in circumvention of the AUP Spam policy in place at the ISP.

DirtySpammers Inc. bought a pink contract from MSN to send more useless spam to hotmail users.

by biig November 3, 2003

Pink Sandwich

A form of torture whereby a large male dog is aroused to the point of having his penis come out. The victim is then strapped down and the dog ordered to sit on the victim's face. The "sandwich" is formed by the victim's lips, which act as the "bread," and the dog's penis, which becomes the "meat."

The Al Qaeda terriost told us everything after we administered 75 straight hours of Pink Sandwiches. He was psychologically bruised, yet was physically unharmed (with the exception of badly needing a breath mint.)

by Toad July 30, 2004

Pink Tamale

A pink tamale is when you leave a great big meaty chud in a woman's vagina.

As Cindy had cock blocked Gerald on numerous occasions, he thought it would be
only fair to give her a pink tamale after she had passed out at the party.

by Jonathan Footpenis April 25, 2009

pink monkey

You do a pink monkey when you say something that has no link at all with the subject of a conversation. It is always surprising, (even sometimes shocking) and people do not know what to say then.

"-Yesterday, my grand father died.
- Oh I'm sorry for you... I love chocolates...
-... That was a big pink monkey!"

"I love chocolates" is a pink monkey

by fucking french November 13, 2009

Pink Flamingo

A sexual position in which the girl is bent over forward supported only on one leg leaving the guy to hold the other leg suspended while having sex from with the girl from behind. During this whole ordeal the guy is to spank the girl with a yardstick and depending on how into it the girl is she may or may not flap her arms like wings.

Hey Kelsey, remember that pink flamingo last night. . .damn it was hot and freaky.

by Mike the American Hero December 12, 2008

pink bunny

something that we see when we're high.
the bunny is muscular and looks like it's on steriods.
it scares me a lot.

We were high as fuck and then we saw the pink bunny and it tried to eat me.

by Brooke7241 May 28, 2007