Hipocritester

1. (n) A hipster who is also or is also being a hypocrite; A hypocrite who is a hipster; A hipster.

2. (n) A portmanteau of hypocrite and hipster.

Pronunciation: hipə · o · krit · ster

Nearly synonymous with hipstercrite

Justin: Did you know Austin buys most of his clothes at dolce&gabbana but he won't shut up about his stupid mustache peirced nipples and other general hipster crap he might be pretending to be into?

Matt: Man, Austin is such a hipocritester.

Justin: Uh, i think you mean hipster.

Matt: Yeah, same thing.

Other Matt: What?

by Novelel June 2, 2011

Hiplomatic immunity

A form of social immunity and a policy held between a group of friends that ensures that the coolest member of the group is given safe passage and is considered not susceptible to normal group rules or prosecution under the groups unspoken social laws.

Great Examples of Hiplomatic Immunity- Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli (also Fonzie, The Fonz, or Fonz), Detective Axel Foley (Beverley Hills Cop,) Roadblock (G.I. Joe,) Superman (from Super Friends,) Lisa (Weird Science,) and Barack Obama (DNC circa 2008.)

by BBCjim June 5, 2011

Hipnotic

An indie music style that is both soothing and relaxing and appeals to hipsters. Often folk, bluegrass or singer-songwriter varieties.

I dig The Civil Wars' sound. The two-part harmonies are so hipnotic.

by jaminsauce April 5, 2012

hipnophobiac

Someone who is scared of rap music

Chris: Dude all this new rap music is freaking me out!
David: dude... your such a hipnophobiac.

by DL Cummings August 25, 2013

hiploppy

Having a sexual attraction to hip-hop

He was really hiploppy in the 80's and 90's.

by Chazary the Destroyer February 18, 2014

hipboxing

The sport of ramming one's hips into another's physique, generally associated with sexual intercourse.

Janie was just asking for trouble, so I challenged her to a hipboxing session and man, my hips are gonna be tender for a week!

by Durdle May 3, 2014

hipnotised

mesmerized by watching hips swing

hipnotised by Steve the architect's swing of his hips

by sistersummer April 13, 2014