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Grasshopper

Doing a grasshopper is when you jump over your shirt friends and steal their wig, then run off with it.
I so did a grasshopper on him!
by The Jaybo Hunter July 10, 2023
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Grass

that green shit people always tellin you to touch
by the fresh king of bel air July 13, 2023
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grass

A: wow i think i might be a they/them

B: go touch some grass
by marvellous*may August 1, 2023
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Grasshole

A person who mows the lawn and blows all the grass into the road making it extremely hazardous to motorcycles.
See the dude mowing his lawn onto the street? He is a real grasshole!
by MyCrazeeLife August 6, 2023
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Grass

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now.3

A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. That is because they are wind-pollinated rather than insect-pollinated, so they do not have to attract insects. Green is the best colour for photosynthesis.

Grasslands such as savannah and prairie where grasses are dominant cover 40.5% of the land area of the Earth, except Greenland and Antarctica.4

Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. They include the "grass" of the family Poaceae, which are called grass by ordinary people. This family is also called the Gramineae, and includes some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).5 These three families are not very closely related, though all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a similar life-style.

With about 780 genera and about 12,000 species,3 the Poaceae is the fifth-largest plant family. Only the Asteraceae, Orchidaceae, Fabaceae and Rubiaceae have more species.6

The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
by skdhsj? August 7, 2023
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Grass

You have not touched it in 11 years.
JUST GO TOUCH IT
“I play Fortnite so I don’t touch GRASS
by Pixilmonky July 11, 2024
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Grass

A foreign item that is found in the mysterious realm of "outside". It is unknown if this mythical substance is cap.
Millenial: Go touch grass
Gen Alpha: What the skib are you on?
by skibidisigma_nocap July 18, 2024
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