Gooch Hierarchy

A type of group where each member is ranked in regards to how hairy ones gooch is (hairiest on top, baldest on the bottom).

Dude Willson has the hariest gooch i've ever seen, I bet your bottom dollar that he is the king of the Gooch Hierarchy.

by PubicHairMaster January 16, 2025

Gooch Cheddar

Occurs when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without showering and a thin layer of cheese accumulates between the crack and sack.

This type of cheddar is a close cousin of Fromunda Cheese.

I’ll have the triple cheddar burger, but if Gooch Cheddar’s on the guest list, I’ma pass.

by Ricky Suenos January 18, 2025

Getcha’ Good

When someone has rough hard sex with you

Hey Connor, I’m going to getcha’ good.

by Bigsteez67 February 21, 2026

Gooch Nagger

A male who constantly complains or “nags”.

Bill is a real Gooch Nagger, he never stops does he?

by Tigris325 February 8, 2025

Gooch Splooge Shooter

When you push your finger against your gooch under your testicles and jerk off, making you shoot cum straight up than dropping around the base.

A buddy of mine shot down a target with a Gooch Splooge Shooter.

by ValhallaOccult March 6, 2025

Getchoo

The second song off of Weezer’s second album “Pinkerton”. One of the best songs off this album.

“Hey man, can you play Getchoo by Weezer?”

by songsfromtheblackhole April 22, 2025

Gooch

A Jolly Albanian man who is known to eat whole fried chickens and steal all your loose possetions.

Sean was Gooching at dinner last night.

by Sorbobfranksjoechadbart May 1, 2025