Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025

Buddy Geary

I think about this Glorius piece of ass hourly. The way his juicy body moves is so arousing to me, makes me want to crank my hairy ass hog. I want his big and chunky dih in my chocolate starfish. I am willing to do anything for buddy. I LOVE YOU BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buddy Geary is so hot

by Ethan Cheifler Larson March 25, 2025

Buddy Geary

wow just looking at the name makes me want to act up he is glorious the way his body flows with the wind on the beach with his fluffy hairs in every place bouncing how cant you love a man like this he's perfect sweet delicious perfection everything about him is great from head to toe id lick him up down side to side he is everything you want in a girl his due rag to his skinny jeans his style dont get my going to much he's so cute ive had a crush on him from day 1 I cant believe that I get to be in his presence it is then fat ahh big veiny dihhhh buddy mf geary please come holler and do a oaklahoma handle on me thank you sincerely Joshua pelc jp thank you baby boy ruffffff ruff babu

the way Buddy Geary mouth goes and hands move is a once in a life time body flow is on fleeck big boy wowwww

by Arron brags spam affff March 25, 2025

Snorkeling Gear

A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.

You best stop acting goofy for you get Snorkeling Gear.

by Vek'naminus April 18, 2025

Arabian gear shifter

The act of using a males penis as a gear shifter whilst making car noises with your mouth.

That girl last night was amazing! she gave me the best arabian gear shifter...

by tasmanian tickler May 29, 2025

Kingaroy Gear Shift

A freaky and highly inadvisable sex move originating from the rural roads of Kingaroy, Queensland. It involves one partner crouching like a busted traffic cone while the other, wearing strictly hi-vis, shifts between "gears” through the act of fisting and imagining you’re operating a manual vehicle.

Traditionally performed in front of the Kingaroy Main Roads department as a means of ‘intimidation’. Not to be confused with the Neurum Creek Gear Shift.

“Do you know if Jimmy passed his driving test today?”
“No, he failed,”
“Oh well, get shifty. Its Kingaroy Gear Shift time.”

by johndiddlysmithington July 7, 2025

Rat gear

Used as an insult to a person's outfit, implying what somebody is wearing belongs on a rat

"That outfit is rat gear"

by Peacrab August 21, 2025