Putting Your Best Feet Forward

After losing three limbs to one's elephant assignment, the Manual Elephant Masturbator has no choice of turning back, and begins using his or her last foot in service of the elephant. Becoming deprived of all limbs, the elephant handler is left with one final option...

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, and Giving it Your All.

It is also good to put your best feet forward, if it comes to that.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005

smelly feet

the horrible odor of someone's feet when he/she gets barefoot.

Man, what is this smelly feet? You should see a doctor! Get outta here!

by fredjetsetter October 30, 2007

feet first

previously on tuesday nights at camden palace the best night out full of cool people were everyone was off their face on ecstacy, with sick cotches to chill.

man lets get everyone down feet first this week its gonna be totally nuts

by jon December 5, 2004

Chocolate Feet

Grandmother of Mr. B. Booth native of Hartlepool!!

Stop calling her Chocolate Feet , she's got trench foot from the war

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

FEET ASS

When somebody is making a FACE ASS action, or in the process of being extremely FACE ASS. Mainly used to describe a person's actions.

PEE WEE HERMAN

Definition of FEET!.....ASS! ( FEET ASS )

by HUMAN HIGHLIGHT October 20, 2009

Fleeb

A cat. Often said in a "baby voice" like tone.

Look! There's a fleeb outside!

by Pippicow1 June 7, 2009

Flee Flocker

The nickname for a flee market

Main Gate Flee Flocker/ Market

by ElloThereLove August 23, 2011