On Facts

Similar to “on everything” used to exemplify you’re telling the truth

Him: “Bro you did not used to date her.”
Me: “On facts, I did!”

by realahhgirl.1739 December 27, 2024

Alternative Facts Syndrome

Alternative Facts Syndrome is a person suffering from a disconnect from reality. This person does not accept facts and truths and will claim blatant lies as "facts" in their alternative facts reality.

This person is suffering from Alternative Facts Syndrome. That person believes Tariffs will be paid by the exporting country and will not affect them as the consumer. "They did their research."

by DMU77 February 2, 2025

All Facts Are Cherry-Pickable

The cynical but often accurate observation that for any complex issue, a person can selectively present isolated data points ("cherry-picked" facts) to construct a compelling but deeply misleading narrative that supports their pre-existing bias. This isn't a claim that all facts are false, but that their power comes from context and omission. A single statistic, a lone study, or an individual anecdote can be wielded as a definitive "truth-totem" while ignoring the vast forest of contradictory evidence surrounding it. In the information age, data isn't power; curation is.

Example: A climate change denier points to a single cold day in July and declares, "See? No global warming! All facts are cherry-pickable." They've plucked one irrelevant data point from a planet-sized dataset of rising temperatures, using a "fact" to fabricate a falsehood. It's the weaponization of the technically-true to obscure the actually-true.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

Viagra Falls

A way to reference how wet a sex sesh becomes, referencing the world-famous waterfall ‘Niagara Falls’. depending on localised lingo variation, it can also infer squirting or soaking oneself.

For context, Niagara Falls has a very high flow rate, exceeding 2,800 cubic metres per second.

Terry: “Oh my God, we finally did it”
Tony: “Was the sex good?”
Terry: “Let’s just say this, I took her to Viagra Falls.”
Tony: *raises eyebrows*

by Hot-Cross Pun March 16, 2026

nocolula falls

The female gives head until the male cums in her mouth. Then she stands and above the male like the Nocolula statue. And spits the cum in to the males mouth. Then drops down on to males face and he spits the cum up in to her pussy while eating her out.

Chrissy gave me the Nocolula falls last night .

by Cici80 February 7, 2025

Iowa falls

A town in iowa filled with rich or drug users

Person 1 Man i love iowa falls
Person 2 Shut the fuck up

by Fortnite pro 78 March 12, 2025

Armenian facts

Words made by Armenians typically to spit at Azeris with very questionable logic.

Gevorg: COCA COLA OLDER THAN AZERBAIJAN!!!!!!
Mammad: Ok then Italy was never a country until 1871, also, what about the atabegs of Azerbaijan or Atropatene for example? Atropatene did include some of modern day Azerbaijan (North Aras) as well as the entire of Iranian Azerbaijan. It was founded by us back when we were Medes (We got assimilated a couple of centuries before, well some of us, while other part of us stayed Caucasian Albanian)
Gevorg: erm....
Mammad: Palestine is younger than coca cola if you are interested-
Gevorg: FUCK YOU FREE PALESTINE FUCK ISRAEL THEY WERE ONLY CREATED BECAUSE OF THE HOLOCAUST THE ONLY GOOD TURK IS A DEAD TURK I LOVE HOSANK ZIG HEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mammad: POV, Armenian facts be like:

by ChampionAz May 2, 2025