Dylan

Dylan is someone who has a massive penis. It’s long enough for him to carry that thing around his shoulder. He is a really sexy man who looks so good in a cowboy hat. He makes everyone horny and his hair so luscious and epic it makes all the girls wet. especially ones that names start with M for some reason.

Guy 1: GODANN DYLAN U GOT A FAT PENIS
Girl 2: OMG IM SO WET.

by hell yeah big boah November 22, 2021

Dylan

Sexy, hot, and handsome. Simple.

Wow Dylan is so Sexy, hot and handsome.

by Lael4 January 19, 2023

Dylan McCarthy

He definitely does not know how to use sbrk. LOL if you know what this means you nerd.

Is that Evan McCarty??? no, that's definitely Dylan McCarthy, we should gump him.

by anonymous April 7, 2021

Dylan Baines

the absolute love of my life. a precious person who i shall cherish forever. a kind and loving person who brings me comfort and well being.

i love you dylan baines

by littlemynx September 14, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is a great friend who's funny and nice. He normally marries people who's names start with F!

"Hey have you see that guy who got married at age 13?"

"Oh! That's just Dylan!"

by Coolgirl42 November 3, 2021

dylan ditgen

the sexest strongest man in arkansas and has the biggest gigantic penis

dylan ditgen is so sexy and awsome

by dude ditgen June 8, 2018

Dylan

a god

i pray to dylan

by The Negar January 16, 2023