douche babe

A very attractive yet very unintelligent and crass boy/man.

1) Woah, that guy sure is a douche babe.

2) Zach Efron

by Malachi Fillman May 6, 2009

Douche Bag

Adj, Noun: Someone who is completly in a hatered spectrum of yours. The person is a total ass and you hate them for how they come out of no where and talk shit about you, even though they cant back it up.

Me:(just sitting there)
Douche Bag:Hey your a fuck who sucks pussy.
Me:hey, at least i like pussy you douche bag

by JaYmIsOn April 9, 2006

douche bag

(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. Jason Mraz

1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2. That douche bag is still peddling his corny tripe on the radio.

by janet99 February 8, 2009

nose douche

When one squirts saline solution up the nasal passage to douche the contents, and the resulting product comes out the other nostril or mouth.

I suddenly knew how mummies felt, as I used my nose douche to fire snot nougats out of my nostril.

by Terry January 11, 2005

Baby Douche

1. A male who acts like a child, when they are old enough to be a parent.

2. A husband who acts like the guy you dated in highschool.

3. When a man thinks they are not being coddled enough by anyone.

4. An ex boyfriend/husband who thinks everything you do is because you are still in love with them!!

This morning my husband was being a baby douche. He thinks everyone needs to hold his hand. When our eleven year old was playing a joke on him, he decided to act like a child and pull her hair. Then he threw a tantrum when I said I would not go to the store and get him cigarettes. He is a grown man acting like a child. Therfore he is a baby douche.

by steffyb March 12, 2010

Douche wand

A person that is much like a douche bag but is buried up to his neck in rotting, smelly, puss covered vagina, and is most likely to annoy almost anyone with overly douche like remarks that resemble the water and vinegar that spray out of the bag through the wand.

Man, did you hear what Bobby said to that girl trying to pick her up. What a huge douche wand!!!!

by Weslitzu June 20, 2008

Douche-Knucker

It is a noun for being a douche-bag but simply less pleasant( Say it with an English accent)

Man whore : "your a slut" Hooker:"Oh ya well you're a douche-Knucker" ( Say the part of the hooker with an English accent )

by The Zaiphai April 12, 2009