goat dance 

What Joni Mitchell does with a redneck on a Grecian Isle, as referenced in the song "California" on the album "Blue" from 1971.

"I met a redneck on a Grecian Isle. We did the Goat Dance Very Well. He gave me back my smile, but he kept my camera to sell."
-Joni Mitchell
"California"
Blue, 1971

goat dance by margoleilaman May 1, 2009

barn dance 

A party, or mixer, typically at a women's college, at which there is an abundance of unattractive females.

"Let's blow this barn dance and go find some women."

barn dance by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

jiggle dance 

n: a dance in which an overweight male will shake his gut by grasping it firmly with both hands and waving it in a clockwise motion. This is usually accompanied with a leap from left foot to right foot and vice versa, as well as the optional singing of "The Hamster Dance" in slow motion.

When Janitor Bud started his jiggle dance, everyone in the lunchroom lost their appetites.

jiggle dance by Scott May 1, 2006

piss dance 

when you jump up and down and conveniently place your hands on your crotch to try and stop the piss from flowing out of your urethra

bystander number 1:look at that fag over there. whats his problem.
bystander number 2:i dont know. is he just touching himself?
bystander number 3:no you dumbasses. somebody shit so hard they clogged the toilet, and now this poor guy cant piss, so hes doing the piss dance to try and hold it in.

piss dance by piss definitions are my game December 28, 2008

cheese monkey covered in jam dance

a dance that involves jumping around like a monkey and rubbing yourself around to signify the jam.

jig jig rub rub

cheese monkey covered in jam dance by paul of death November 23, 2003

pee pee dance 

a dance executed when one has to go pee

"dude, what are you doing?"

"Oh, its just the lastest thing, its called the pee pee dance"

pee pee dance by band cutie February 24, 2009

dankey 

Having abnormally large breasts. Can be used when refering to other large objects other than breasts so long as breasts are also mentioned.

Rebecca is quite dankey

dankey by Neutron July 17, 2006