Chris Pontius 

Probably the coolest person on Jackass and isn't afraid to light his penis on fire or show it off to the world. Pontius is always doing hilarious stunts and he lives in his truck in Tampa Bay. He can be seen looking over the ocean with his guitar and wearing a thong. He doesn't think it's wrong to be strong.

Chris Pontius: "Is it wrong to be strong?"
Girl One: "He's soooo cute! Look at that butt!"
Girl Two: "Look at that butt!"
Girl Three: "Look at that thong!"

Chris Pontius by the dirty dancer October 25, 2011

chris bang

Aussie legend

"yo who's that"
"that's Chris bang"

chris bang by streamsideeffects June 24, 2019

Chris crock 

Meaning “ok” or “cool” similar to the term “bet”

“Dude you got that promotion you wanted? Chris crock!”

Or

“You need some crud? Alright. Chris crock.”

Chris crock by Chris crock 1 June 21, 2018

Chris is a Homo 

The act of people named Chris of being Gay.

Chris is a homo Biotch

Chris is a Homo by Chrisisreallygay October 16, 2008

Chris Pine 

The finest rendition of Captain Kirk this Star Trek era. Although he was a fag in Princess Diaries, he redeems himself in Trek.

Chris Pine:" If one is deemed unfit for the line of duty, the one cannot actively perform the role of acting captain.."

Fangirls: "He just made me nerdgasm in my shorts."

Fanboys: "Spock is a sex demon."

Middle aged men: "I could show Uhura a good time."

Chris Pine by Cockfaggot May 22, 2009

Chris Pratt 

When the fat guy you have a relationship with bails on you when he becomes hot and acquires social value.

" what happened with the guy you were engaged with?"

" he got hot and got a new job. He pulled a Chris Pratt on me "

Chris Pratt by Nina Clerecuzio June 20, 2018

Chris Johnson 

The Fastest motha fucka in the nfl! Plays for the titans

the roadrunner aint got shit on Chris Johnson

Chris Johnson by TSmizzle November 24, 2009