california carbonara

when you cum on a girl's hemorrhoids

I was into it with Debbie last night, real deep, let me california carbonara her!

by skwurllll November 10, 2021

California True Colors

A sexual act involving a bed in which one girl is thrown onto the bed, one girl masturbates while sitting against the wall, and the third girl gets surprise penetrated from behind, causing her to pass out and fall over. The masturbating female then has explosive diarrhea everywhere

Their video of a California True Colors was used on a shock site

by Echold2006 January 17, 2022

California Cock Ring

The act of using a knife, preferably serrated, to cut the labia off of a particularly obese woman. Make sure to remove it in one piece, as any errors may compromise the integrity of the cock ring and may hinder the ability to use it in a sexual scenario. After the labia is removed completely, the penis is inserted into the hole in the center, creating a fleshy cock ring. Proceed to have sex as usual.

When finished, use the semen to coat the California Cock Ring and freeze it. This will preserve it.

F: Hey, have you remembered to put the California Cock Ring in the freezer?
M: Yes, and I coated it with semen for preservation.
F: Great, I cant wait until next time!

by RollingTide March 31, 2022

Dominican in California

A dominican or a person of dominican descent who lives in California.

That guy is a dominican in california.

by MikitoElDominicano September 6, 2020

Somerset, California

the stupidest town ever in california that is boring and has nothing good to do...it traps children from doing things they wish to do

Man, i hella need to get out of hillbilly hell in Somerset, California ...it's so retarded

by JellaPhobe123 May 14, 2011

Alpine, California

a small ass town somewhere by some random ass mountain kinda in san diego. if you're coming here then there is a good chance that a cow will be blocking the road. This town is full of snobby bitches. lol

Sarah: Where do you live?

Jake: Alpine, California!

Sarah: Oh, so you live on a ranch?

by Poopieforlyfe9876543 November 7, 2012

Alamo, California

A super wealthy suburb of San Francisco, about 35 minutes away from the city. Everyone either drives a BMW or Mercedes. Right next to Danville, it’s affluent sister-city. The houses are all insanely expensive, with a majority being able to set you back a few million. It’s pretty much your stereo-typical suburb. Oh also, Steph Curry and tons of other celebrities live there.

Where is Alamo, California?
It's right in between Danville and Walnut Creek.

by John_taylor11 November 19, 2017