Slippery Clam

A term for an excessivley moist object (vagina) that resembles and feels like a slippery clam or mollusk

"I've been waiting to fry up her slippery clam all day"

by josh tribune February 12, 2004

Man Clam

When a man has bunched up pants in the front that resembles a pair of pants in a vaginal crack (aka camel-toe). Similar in apparance to a moose-knuckle, the man clam lacks the "junk" pushed over to one side.

He was sporting a really bad man clam in his chinos.

by tngal May 9, 2011

bearded clam

A slang word for the female genitalia.

With a great thrust I parted the thick roast beef curtains to behold a wondrous sight. There before me amidst a multitude of glimmering treasures in a magnificent glory all its own sat the fabled Bearded Clam, shining with a light one could only describe as righteous.

by Panorin December 20, 2013

white clam pizza

When you cum inside your girl, then switch to 69 and she queffs on your face as you cum her mouth.

I was hooking up with side chick and we performed the white clam pizza.

by Clamking June 23, 2017

spear the bearded clam

To penetrate a very hirsute vagina with one's pecker.

"What you doin' after the game, Fred?"
"Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".

by Wobblebottom January 6, 2019

Prepare for a jam with the bearded clam

A chicago saying for telling your friend to eat that chick out.

"She is such a slut!!!"
"prepare for a jam with the bearded clam, man!"

by Johnny Toast December 4, 2009

Happy clam

A woman's intimate region after sex.

I made that calm happy!

by John J June 18, 2004