Soggy Biscuit

A wet biscuit

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, MY SOGGY BISCUIT IS WET!!!"

by Dio of Destroy Beebus August 1, 2019

Mojo Biscuit

Smoking pot and in a time frame of between 3-6 hours later, smoke crack. Similar to a speedball.

Jake: Dude, why are you so fucked up today?
Dane: Sorry man, I just had a mojo biscuit.

by GIR needs rehab October 15, 2008

gorilla biscuits

really really fat and ugly usually a dike somewhat resembling a gorilla.

"she had a job at the cake shop,they used to push her face in the dough to make gorilla biscuits"

by doreeh baybeh February 1, 2010

Milk Biscuit

''Milk biscuit'' is an incredibly rude phrase. I'm an Egg, and what I say goes, because I'M THE BEST.

1. ''What's the magic word?''

- ''Milk Biscuit''

2. ''.....Milk Biscuit''

- ''Don't be so rude. Cat''

by Egg Tartlet November 26, 2010

Limp Biscuit

When the penis stays flaccid in times of stimulation, foreplay, or before any kind sex in general. A term for erectile disfunction.

Trev:Hey man, You have a fun weekend with the librarian chick?
Sam:I wish. I really struck out when I came down with a Limp Biscuit

by LNGTWROFPWR9000 February 26, 2015

limp biscuit

When you can't get a hard on.

After she made that remark to me I was just a limp biscuit.

by Anonymous November 6, 2006

arse biscuits

Something that is completely pants much like biscuits made from anal seepage.

This website is complete arse biscuits.

by Bumfist Pendulum June 21, 2003