ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

National Juice Your Boyfriend Day

today (October 14th) is THE day to juice your boyfriend. open to interpretation. squeeze him, tease him, milk 'im, whatever you see fit

Hey did you hear? Its National Juice Your Boyfriend day! Watch out, boyfriends

by mocholoco October 14, 2021

Sephora Boyfriend

A boyfriend who will shop with you at Sephora even though it's not his thing, and support you the whole time.

Ex: Eric tried out 20 lipstick swatches on his arm for me. Such a Sephora Boyfriend. <3

by rachLlllll July 1, 2024

boyfriend

A waste of time and tears
Something that makes u insecure of yourself
And someone u never know what to give them on their B-day

A-B-C-D-E-F U and U and U GREGOre
"boyfriend"

by BlbLBlbL.. January 4, 2022

weed boyfriend

The guy or girl you like to smoke weed with more than anyone else and the person you smoke bowls and share munchies with

Sarah: We smoke together everyday and I love hot boxing his car and he lets me be the DJ
Andrea: Are you dating?

Sarah: No, he's just my weed boyfriend

Kate: I'm going to go rip bowls with my weed boyfriend on 420. Who needs Valentine's Day?

by Snoopyyaasss August 11, 2016

boyfriend and girlfriend

a boy and a girl who are not seeing or getting with anyone other than the boy or girl; commonly break up

alex broke up with me!! we aren’t boyfriend and girlfriend anymore!!

by dhfnfbsbdn March 1, 2023

boyfriend of the year

Someone who is basically a girls bitch forever. He is forced to do her chores. He can never put his foot down. She owns him.

Guy: hey lets go to the movies
Guy 2: sorry me and my girl are going to shop for food. I'm buying, driving, everything.
Guy: you her bitch bro
Guy 2: no I'm the boyfriend of the year

by Watermelon lord fam October 11, 2016