Matties a beach

A person who j thought was a good person but they aren't :(

Oh yeah Matties a beach

by Mr. Squeeqee May 31, 2021

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Beach

Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello are a husband and wife living in Ohio — far from the surf and sand of their earlier lives together. Frankie is a stressed out car salesman and former "Big Kahuna" of the surf scene in California while Annette bottles her own sense of angst up in a bevy of shopping. Together they are raising a son, Bobby, who is in the throes of rebellion against his seemingly square folks.

Let's take it back to the beach where we where young and care free

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 16, 2019

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Beach AIDS

Exposure coupled with alcohol. The body seems to shut down. Can last for extended periods of time.

I've got a case of Beach AIDS

by Doogle33 June 16, 2017

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Rockaway beach

Rockaway is a beach town we’re everyone stays up til 2 having big parties and having fun. In Rockaway you find the best people ever .if you don’t live in Rockaway then you don’t have a good life.ROCKAWAY IS AMAZING

Hey are you going to the best beach

Ya Rockaway beach

by Rockaway gal July 1, 2018

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Myrtle Beach 23

A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.

This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.

The equation is as follows:

Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))

Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”

Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”

by Eebydeeby69 July 17, 2022

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