jack austin

The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.

I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.

by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020

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Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

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Nick Austin

MY husband.....BACK OF WE TALK

A: Who is the person she's talking to?
B: it's her husband, Nick Austin

by nickaustinswife December 28, 2020

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Noah Austin

the man who is current owner of EVW (East Valley Wrestling) a 2x ERW Champion, a 1x erw UK champion a 2x ERW TAG champion and the current ERW Hardcore champion a 1x TKW and first ever IC champion.

IS THAT NOAH AUSTIN OMG HE IS HERE IN ( ) WHATS HE DOING HERE

by Noah Austin May 19, 2021

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Cheet Austin

The Cousin of the one and only Noah Austin a former ERW Hardcore Champion And possibly a future EVW world champion cheet austin hasn't had much sucess but his legacy is big enough even managing to be a ERW Hall Of Famer Late in April 2021

Man: Do you know Cheet Austin?

person: No, what about him

Man: Well Wtf Are you Doing go watch him on EVW! and ERW!

by Noah Austin May 20, 2021

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