Angry Pirate

When you're fuckin a chick, pull it out and shoot it in her eye and then kick her in the shin. She then limps around the room covering her eye.

I was doin this chick the other night and I made her an angry pirate.

by Pipes March 16, 2004

Angry Jack

A shagger of the people shags who he wants when he wants can rival shaggys power levels dont @ will pull up on you

Angry jack is a g and shagger

by M3ga D0wn January 28, 2019

angry eyebrows

Eyebrows that make people look angry, when actually, they are sad and lonly.

I better put on my angy eybrows for this one. Now I must cut my own finger off with this razor sharp razor.

by Draculahunter November 2, 2003

angry pirate

A scrumpulessiant recipe for success at any Junior League for Womens annual cook off. THis event is uually following the bimonthly potato sack racing and emu lassoing at your local rocking horse.The recipe calls for 1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz coconut rum
1/2 oz Maui® Blue Hawaiian schnapps
1/2 oz Melloni® melon liqueur
1 oz pineapple juice
1 splash chilled 7-Up® soda
3 small Indonesian children
1 freshly stolen jesus in a bathtub

Mix together for roughly 3 hours in a comercial milk shake maker from Pals, cook at 20K and serve chilled.

If there is any confusion, please contact Brak at [e-mail]

Hey Buddy is all ya need to know, stay away from all imposters of deviations of the "Angry Pirate"

by Preston Campbell July 16, 2008

angry dragon

After a girl sucks you off, you punch her in the throat so your cum oozes out of her mouth and nose...looking like an angry dragon...this works especially well with asian chicks

Ping was an angry dragon in the back seat of my caddy.

by Soda R May 5, 2005

Angry Bee

During a blow job the girl makes a bzzzzzzzzz sound like an angry bee for increased pleasure. Much like getting a hummer (hmmmm) but with more vibration!

1)Bro, my girl put me to sleep last night with an angry bee.

2) I almost fell asleep last night during sex... until the angry bee came out!

by Ovarian Myth Sports February 8, 2010

Angry Ass

An ass so perfect that it makes the person looking at it want to growl aloud & assault it, as if angry.

An ass so beautiful that it demands attention, like an angry patron.

My husband says he married me for my angry ass.

by Holly M S May 15, 2010