Gallontines Day

The day you successfully fill your girlfriend with a total of one gallon of cum (1,000 deposits) during your relationship

“Hey man have you done the homework?”

“Nah. I’ve been trying really hard to reach gallontines day”

by Giggles&Pooh October 16, 2020

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Pookie day

Pookie day is the celebration day of your friends/lover that you often call "pookie". This day is celebrated on June 19th.

"Yo, It's June 19th! Happy pookie day babe."

by bestloonastanever June 18, 2023

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On the 14th of February instead of taking a girl out you stay in and kill shit loads of zombies with your best friend.

And use the money that would be spent on her on new maps and food to fuel a zalentines day

love of your life: 'will you go out with me on valentines day?'

boy:'no... err.. sorry , prior commitments..(texing mate'cant wait for zalentines day gona be beautiful')'

by mysterious-zombie-murderer February 13, 2010

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Hate day

Fake 'sick days' that people take off work that are actually called 'hate days'
i.e. employees that hate their job/company so much that they fake sick days

Example of a post hate day convo in the morning...

Employee 1: yo dude, you've been off for ages...where you been?

Employee 2: well you know, i had a few HATE days comin....i got most of the rage out of me now i think...

Employee 1: yeah i think i've got a few comin my way too....i'm overdue a coupla HATE days...

Manager : Hey! employees 1 & 2, i've clocked you coming in exactly 2.3 seconds late through the door - how are you going to make up that time?

Employee 2: Damn i feel another few HATE days comin on.....i might have to take a half a HATE day today yo...

Employee 1: i'm with you on that one....

by lady lynxx March 25, 2009

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