Wife

A woman who steals money from men after gaining there trust in marriage

My, wife you’ve stolen all the money!

by Seventhstud January 24, 2022

play wife

Someone who plays house with a play husband. A unofficial couple with no rules or regulations

He stays in a house with his play wife.

by James48212 June 4, 2024

Colonel Sanders has a wife

ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*

by steroidSteve December 6, 2020

Farmer's Wife

The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.

The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!

by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021

dead wife montage

A "dead wife montage" is a visual media device used to introduce a deceased or missing character, most frequently a dead wife. The character is heavily romanticised in the flashback-style clip compilation ("montage") of happy memories the deceased shared with the affected character in the present story. Through the flashback, the deceased person is often portrayed as an angelic, flawless and almost superhuman person who heavily influenced the affected character's life, who still struggles to deal with their passing/disappearance. The montage is often but not always accompanied by sad/sentimental music.

This stlye of flashback has drawn attention on social media in recent years, with many online comedians producing sketches which aim at making fun of the trope.

"Dude, John Wick was such a simp for his wife, they made him go through a straight up dead wife montage"

by Lillie Morgenstern 89 June 30, 2024

Namjoon's wife

Aya is namjoon's wife, was raised to take care of my husband. cook him meals, wash his clothes, and make sure he has a clean house to come home to. i live to serve his every need and carry out his every demand, if he cheats that is on ME and he caught ME slipping

Namjoon's wife is Aya

by Hobiworld November 7, 2020

Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.

Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024