im 23 and im a virgin. i will probably end up a serial killer but at least i can get rid of my virginity that way
by fredrickson July 18, 2008
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She is shy at first. You have to be nice to her to make her comfortable. Once she is comfortable with you, she will talk A LOT. If you text her and she doesn’t answer until like a half an hour later, don’t give up. She saw the notification and she doesn’t want to seem like she is a creep so she waits. She might be all about her self at first but if you show interest in her, she will ask about you. She doesn’t get jealous when you have sex with another girl, it just makes her dislike you more. It’s disgusting to them. Don’t ask them to have sex because they won’t. They are scared and probably don’t trust you enough. One you lose their trust, it takes a LONG time to get it back. If she looks you in the eye and keeps staring, don’t be weirded out. She wants you to kiss her. Even on her first kiss, she is naturally a good kisser. She might not be good at tongue kissing at first but you just have to teach her. She will like you longer if you are comfortable farting and burping around her and not scared to poop. Every one is human. She doesn’t care if you think she is ugly. She is smart and knows how to control her attitude. She knows how relationships work and she wants a good one. She is not going to be the one to break your heart. If you break up, it’s going to be your fault. If you shatter her heart, she will cry every night but she won’t tell anyone. 98% of the time, you aren’t going to be the one to heal her scars.
She is shy at first. You have to be nice to her to make her comfortable. Once she is comfortable with you, she will talk A LOT. If you text her and she doesn’t answer until like a half an hour later, don’t give up. She saw the notification and she doesn’t want to seem like she is a creep so she waits. She might be all about her self at first but if you show interest in her, she will ask about you. She doesn’t get jealous when you have sex with another girl, it just makes her dislike you more. It’s disgusting to them. Don’t ask them to have sex because they won’t. They are scared and probably don’t trust you enough. One you lose their trust, it takes a LONG time to get it back. If she looks you in the eye and keeps staring, don’t be weirded out. She wants you to kiss her. Even on her first kiss, she is naturally a good kisser. She might not be good at tongue kissing at first but you just have to teach her. She will like you longer if you are comfortable farting and burping around her and not scared to poop. Every one is human. She doesn’t care if you think she is ugly. She is smart and knows how to control her attitude. She knows how relationships work and she wants a good one. She is not going to be the one to break your heart. If you break up, it’s going to be your fault. If you shatter her heart, she will cry every night but she won’t tell anyone. 98% of the time, you aren’t going to be the one to heal her scars.
I’m going to date that girl. She never has an attitude and she doesn’t like to gossip. She must be a virgo.
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"oh look at that virginer!!!"
by Lando McPherson October 16, 2006
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Get the emo virginity mug.1. A non-alcoholic version of an alcoholic drink (made with cranberry juice, orange juice, peach nectar, and grenadine).
2. Often mistaken for a lewd act in a beautiful place.
3. (slang) justifying an especially inappropriate chat/act of the "cult", as nothing else can be quite as perverted.
2. Often mistaken for a lewd act in a beautiful place.
3. (slang) justifying an especially inappropriate chat/act of the "cult", as nothing else can be quite as perverted.
1, 2. When Victoria asked the bartender for some virgin sex on the beach, he completely understood, but when she asked her friend Ben, he ran away from her.
3. "Psh, I know you want to make him nervous, but at least you aren't offering virgin sex on the beach!"
3. "Psh, I know you want to make him nervous, but at least you aren't offering virgin sex on the beach!"
by Raccha January 14, 2005
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Get the virginpusher mug.A Virginator is a guy with a special interest for girl's who still are virgins. His only goal is to sleep with a girl who still has her hymen intact.
Ex. one:
John: Damn, that chick is fine!
Rob: Seriously, she's probably like 16.
John: I like them young and fit...
Rob: Man, your such a Virginator.
Ex. two:
Woho! That girl last Saturday was the third virgin I've had this year. They should call me the Virginator.
John: Damn, that chick is fine!
Rob: Seriously, she's probably like 16.
John: I like them young and fit...
Rob: Man, your such a Virginator.
Ex. two:
Woho! That girl last Saturday was the third virgin I've had this year. They should call me the Virginator.
by Lefsa March 23, 2009
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