turd cutter

someones butt

Man did you see the turd cutter on that girl?

by cretard September 10, 2008

Turd-Slime

Turd-Slime is what MAGAts feed on.

Now that tRumpty is gone, at least the worst of the Turd-Slime is gone!

by USAF Cadet January 22, 2021

turd nap

n. The act of turning into fertilizer; killed; a variant of "dirt nap".

"Kaylee, find that kid who's taken a turd nap with baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament. Jayne, try not to steal too much of their shit." - Mal; an outake from the Movie, Serenity

by spacedock December 22, 2005

Floating Turd

A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.

That guy in IT, he's a real floating turd.

by A non floater April 19, 2006

Turd Gurgler

Someone who consistaly gurglers turds.

For example: Someone who steals your last pair of socks is a "Turd gurgler"

by Woody November 01, 2004

Turd Burgaler

That which Burgals Turds

Matthew Oakley is a Turd Burgaler.

by outlawzxj October 07, 2007

Turd Burgular

coprophiliac,a person w/a sexual fetish toward excrement and its processes

"everytime I go take a dump,that turd burgular follows me into the restroom....it's creepy"

by Intergalactic Overlord 07 April 26, 2005