Top grill 

"Top Grill" (adj)

used to describe a great tasting food product. works best in an Australian or Cockney accent.

Oi Oi Gov' these pickled onions are top grill

Top grill by nafm4 May 2, 2011

Top Baby Syndrome 

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.

Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.

Top Baby Syndrome by Risky Moth September 7, 2011

Top Sheep

A girl with purple hair who is just the best at everything, honestly ;)

Person 1: Look, Amys dyed her hair purple!
Person 2: Yeah, I guess thats because shes the top sheep!

Top Sheep by Matt Badcock May 19, 2012

Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.

Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross

Top Loading by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013

top pounding 

When you slam a girl hard and fast for a short amount of time

Hey babe keen for some top pounding tonight

top pounding by booger246895 April 25, 2014

top drawer service 

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.

Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.

top drawer service by ellemnopee May 16, 2014

Top shelf wasted 

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.

"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."

Top shelf wasted by Greatpickle December 4, 2014