fart wrenching

An event, typically of a rather stinky nature, that causes sadness and despair but is more ironic than genuinely depressing.

Damn dude we lost the clan war, that’s fucking fart wrenching.

by thaiboydigital June 04, 2021

yolo fart

The act of not knowing if your fart will be just a fart or a little shit and you say yolo and take a go at it

God damn I feel a yolo fart coming in fuck it yolo

by JaaadFurr November 28, 2013

Brain Fart

When you do something incredibly stupid by mistake. An obvious mistake that should for a task that's usually very simple.

Fernando: I was making cheese and crackers with salami but I put peanut butter instead of salami. Brain fart!
Josh: Yeah. Brain fart! And you're usually very smart.

by CognitiveFuel March 14, 2023

fart turd

A fart coming directly off a turd.

Kayleb is a fart turd.

by Erscpu February 14, 2016

Fart Door

colloquial phrase for one's asshole.

noun - I have a tickle in my fart door.

adjective - This fuckin' fart door still owes me 130 bucks.

by Shmulie Mendel January 21, 2012

nascar fart

Once released in place with air circulation like small office it might hit in the nose several times like doing laps in NASCAR.

- I thought it was gone, but here I smell it again!
-I's a NASCAR fart!

by Svetimšalis September 09, 2020

fart yard

the safe distance you place yourself from others after you fart so no one thinks it's you who farted.

also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination

"dude i am literally a fart yard from you..hang tight, i'll be right there..."

by dbswir December 03, 2015