spidering

Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack shit about shaving.

Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 3, 2007

Spider Web

scam to rob someone of their dope and/or money

"Hey where did you get this?"
"spider web"

by Kendrabby<3 April 29, 2010

spiderman band

A Generic American sounding Rock/Emo band who has done a song on one of the spiderman soundtracks, or any band who sounds like them. All bands and songs sound exactly the same, makig it very hard to distinguish between them, unless you already know them. Also known as Spiderbands.

Examples of Spiderman Bands are: Chad Kroger/nickleback, taking back sunday, dashboard confessional, theory of a dead man, Hoobastank, Ataris, lost prophets. etc.

i.e "I'm so fed up with Spiderman bands, they all sound exactly the same!"

"Lost prophets are such a Spiderman band. They're not even american!"

by Randy Poirot February 8, 2008

Spider

"All spiders can block flyers.
All spiders have some green in them.
Unless they are nifty artifact mecha-spiders.
All spiders have toughness greater than their power. Their power is at least 1.
All spiders should cost five or less. And if it's cost is five, the spider should be ridiculous. Four, really, seems like it should be market price for a solid spider, and three for a pretty good one. But definitely not more than five.
All spiders will make the cut in your sealed deck, assuming you are playing Green.
All spiders have the creature type - spider."

-jon becker

Whiplash Spider

by JVL -boab April 20, 2011

Spiderman Syndrome

When a bottle gets stuck to your hand and it just doesn't want to come off

Yep, that's spiderman syndrome for ya

by pengipengipengi100 November 13, 2011

Spider-Manning

When Mr. Coughlin jerks off onto random walls.

"God damn it, Mr. Coughlin is Spider-manning all over the walls at the children's hospital."

by Larry_Smith Ridgeview September 16, 2017

Barky Spider

Euphemism for "Fart".

Standing in line at the Movie Theater, I cut a stinky Fart. But to shove the blame away from me I said to my friend,... "Hey.. did you hear that Barky Spider? Those little Barky Spiders seem to be everywhere I go!"

by Kevin Gets December 6, 2009