You can tell who an Evan is by the way he wakes up in the morning. He is a grump with a pole up his ass, and a gingerbread man. Evan belongs to the ginger cult and he uses lots of slang. Such as “Holy fuck”, “Holy tits”, “Like a bitch”, and “On the bus”. If there was a month where an Evan couldn’t say “Yemen” at least once a day, an Evan would fail in 30 minutes at the most.
by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019
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Leela: That boy over there is staring at Jade.
Maryann: Oh really. Well who doesn't like her? I mean, everywhere we go, at least 1 guy approaches her.
Leela: I know, she is a total shepherdess.
Maryann: Yeah, and she's in denial.
Leela and Maryann: Haha.
Maryann: Oh really. Well who doesn't like her? I mean, everywhere we go, at least 1 guy approaches her.
Leela: I know, she is a total shepherdess.
Maryann: Yeah, and she's in denial.
Leela and Maryann: Haha.
by the confused one January 2, 2009
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A girl who’s birth certificate had a typo on it. It should’ve said Stephanie but there was a mistake and the father and mother decided not to change it as it was too much effort.
by fuzzythebunny June 26, 2018
Get the Stehanie mug.An amazing, kind, sweet, funny goth guy who is a bit of a geek. He normally has incredibly pretty blue eyes, brown hair(it tends to be kind of long) and a amazing smile. A Stephen will also tend to have an amazing laugh. Also he typically has a gift for one of the arts(normally it's musical but can be art). Often times a Stephen has a dark sense of humor and is kind of an asshole but will always be there when the people who matter most to him, need him. He is an outstanding human being. And though he may seem closed off at first any girl would be insanely lucky to date him. Though it would be hard at first she would learn that he is well worth all of the work it took to get him and all if the worry that comes with dating him.
Girl 1 - You are so lucky to be dating Stephen.
Girl 2 - I know right. It was hard to get him at first but he's worth it.
Girl 2 - I know right. It was hard to get him at first but he's worth it.
by violinist12 June 13, 2015
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Get the Stephen Michie mug.Sephora is a sensitivite girl that has brown skin and is very shy but when she is with her friends she is crazy,funny and she makes there day. She is a good listener and could help you with your problems even if you don’t want to talk about it she’s always there for you. she is a very shy girl and when you get to know her you wouldn’t want to lose her she is 5’5 skinny and has a nice booty she enjoys , video games , sports and is smart when she wants to be, she has a lot of friends but is only close to a few because she is very secretive. Sephora is one of the most amazing people to have as friends especially cause you can’t find them often.
Jessica: are you ok
Alex: no I’m really upset about something I don’t feel like talking about
Jessica: if you find Sephora she can make you feel better
Alex: your right, lets go
Alex: no I’m really upset about something I don’t feel like talking about
Jessica: if you find Sephora she can make you feel better
Alex: your right, lets go
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