Squid

Describing a guy who’s weird, knows no girls, didn’t get a bid, and is just not someone you want in the group when you’re trying to run game.

Thomas: “bro this kids a squid, lets fade”
Steven: “yeah dude, no bid”

by Funky Rick December 1, 2025

Squibbly wibbly

A man in his mid 40’s drinking an IPA committing a patriotic act.

I was at the casino drinking squibbly wibblys, while smoking a fag I looked up and saw a baby bald eagle and gave it a cheers and took another swig of my squibbly wibbly.

by Brandass January 2, 2026

Sand Squid

A girl who runs with her arms and legs flailing (similar to a giraffe). Usually she is very bubbly and talkative.

That Cleo, she's a sand squid!

by bigcatface September 16, 2009

Der Squid

A. One's best friend who is a girl.

B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness

Der Squid is my best friend
Der Squid is so silly.
DER SQUID! blub blub

by Der Bobby December 14, 2010

dry squid

A term to describe a retired vagina

Dude, Mrs. Nancy? She's dry squid man. Nobody's visited explored her caverns since the Age of Exploration

by Neuroticqt March 21, 2016

spicy squid

when you put hot sauce on your droopy penis then receive a blow job

michael will never get a spicy squid because no one loves him

by epicpants12345 March 7, 2017

fat squid

A kind and Caring person with an excessive eating habit. Generally Very Unintelligent. Taking Credit for Random Coincidences

"You did nothing you fat squid!"said the man when his partner took credit for saving the day

by motherfuhrer August 21, 2017