Shittyaimer

A male that has difficulty controlling his penis in order to guide it into his partner's vagina; a sex amateur.

Addison: I bet you enjoyed the honeymoon sex!
Ailani: Not even. Duncan couldn't even get it in the right hole, or even in my hole for that matter!
Addison: What a shittyaimer.

by CrimsonClover July 4, 2009

Shitty Bat Cave

Ass stabbing your partner until your shanker is nice and brown, then pussy-fucking them until the shit piles up nicely on the sides.

Teddy: I had an orgy last friday with a few mates. The girl I was about to stick it to had a real Shitty Bat Cave!

Clayton: What did you do?

Teddy: Fucked her anyway.

by Facecake July 30, 2009

Shitty shank

stabbing someone with a sharp object covered in with Human Fecal Matter.

John: Please stop Shitty Shanking me with that sharp object.
Tom: "Singing" Don't stop me now, I'm having a good time

by Fingerfuck101 July 30, 2009

Skittybarf

a russian curse word

i shit my pants oh skittybarf

by nicky sacks October 11, 2009

spitting spelunker

Just another name for the dick.

I took my spitting spelunker deep last night.

by cavediver March 9, 2010

Shitty

A blunt of marijuana laced with cocaine.

"Hey Ordel, lets smoke that shitty.

by THEponder March 12, 2010

Shittybawlsack

What happens when anal intercourse goes completely wrong.

He had a shittybawlsack after his girlfriend had lost control of her bowels during anal intercourse

by Rosserator May 22, 2010