spermicidal

An deliberate activity or action by a male that results in his failing to have sex.

"Dude, are you going to the Sorority Lingerie Party ?"
"No bro, I need to study."
"That's spermicidal, man !"
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"I told Sheryl that I am still in love with my ex, and she dumped me..."
"Wow, that was spermicidal !"

by BigFanOfUD November 2, 2011

Speri

the art of drawing sperms on peoples papers. forcing the other person to be upset.

sperier- hehe
matt-what the zygotes, u freak
teacher-eww matt u dirty perv
matt- it was a speri
teacher- liar u fat idiot

by flamingspear-omagosiay November 28, 2011

Spermdozer

A guy that ejaculates for no apparent reason at night.

Guy 1: Dude, i woke up and my boxers were sticky.
Guy 2: Dude, sounds like you're a Spermdozer.

by VaginaFucker69 February 5, 2012

sperm germ

A sexually transmitted disease that is carried, delivered, or spread by the male species. (Examples; HIV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea)

Suzy: My vagina is very itchy and it hurts.
Jane: Is it a yeast infection?
Suzy: I met Bob at last weeks rave. We had sex twice, but I think he gave me a SPERM GERM.
Jane: Oh no! You better see a doctor.

by MuscleNuts December 6, 2012

Sperlagmite

The crusty formation of residue that forms on the underside of a desk where copious amounts of porn is viewed.

I got totally grossed out when I tried to move my son's computer desk the other night. It had 6 inch sperlagmites on it!

by MyLittleWarlock December 13, 2012

Spermfinger

The state of having mixed residue of ejaculate and lotion that remains on the fingers following masturbation. Also, the residue itself.

After cumming, I had to wash my hands from having spermfinger.

by pmalone4 February 9, 2013

sperrin

A group of people who are usually two faced and very annoying. A sperrin insults everone and judges people by how they look.

I cant believe tracy said that behind my back she is such a sperrin

by joey marks November 18, 2013