by TheRealCuba October 8, 2022
Get the Front-Shoot mug.An annoying phrase used to convince someone to confess to their crush that they like them, even if they have no chance.
Hopeless Nerd: Wow, this song is great!
Friend: You know what else is great? :)
Hopeless Nerd: NO-
Friend: Shooting your shot
Anyways shoot your shot! You have more of one than you think, just be respectful about it! :)
Friend: You know what else is great? :)
Hopeless Nerd: NO-
Friend: Shooting your shot
Anyways shoot your shot! You have more of one than you think, just be respectful about it! :)
by ShortestDefenestrator October 13, 2022
Get the Shoot your Shot mug.When two men stand facing a third man and while holding hands jerk off the third man while making eye contact with him.
by Dief30 October 16, 2022
Get the Shooting pool mug.by antoxx11 October 22, 2022
Get the shoot up mug.Is it just me or is the world getting crazier? Hold on... Wait a second... I need to check Urban Dictionary quick so I can write some dialogue into my movie, verbatim. No no no. I just need like 3 more days! Gimme 3 more days! I just need to wait and see if this guy writes anything I can use. What? Who cares if sketch comedians make jokes about "whichever one doesn't get us sued". I just need more time! It's just getting good.
Hym "... Unless, of course, you're me. Then you don't need to be trained because I have a naturally sophisticated mind hahaha!"
Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"
Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."
Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."
Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."
Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."
Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"
Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."
Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."
Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."
Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."
Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
Get the Mass shootings mug.by miner1253 May 23, 2022
Get the shooting ducks mug.Hey you know let me put it to you this way MANDALAY BAY SHOOTINGS SENDSURROUND as major players will be listed after a WEIGHTING can be determined , so this UPCOMING VERY IMPORTANT DEFINITION is on temporary hold but this TANTAMOUNT ONE will be sent to APPRISE OF THIS STELLAR NEW FINDINGS that will be summarized soon in a CONCISE and TO THE POINTS MANNERS.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 23, 2022
Get the MANDALAY BAY SHOOTINGS SENDSURROUND mug.