poop sandwich

a delightful midafternoon snack in which excrements are spread between two oven-toasted buns and topped with a green olive and a "homemade cream sauce"

No one can make a poop sandwich like I can!

by Danny B September 7, 2003

poop sheet

Noun: A document laying out all the crucial information on an event, situation, person etc. in a condensed and highlighted format. Possession of a poop sheet will enable you to get up to speed with a new problem as quickly as possible.

I don't know anything about smallpox vaccination. Get me the poop sheet on it as soon as you can.

by kilkrazy January 3, 2005

poop sack

a bag of poop hanging from one's anus to catch poop as it uncontrolably spews out

my cat craps like crazy, he needs a poop sack

by ap April 15, 2004

poop sausage

Poop in the shape of a sausage or a sausage in the shape of poop.

I would not eat that if I were you... it looks like a poop sausage.

by Nelfred December 12, 2006

Poop head

A named for a person with a shit head

PERSON 1:JACKS A POOP HEAD
PERSON2: yeah HE IS A POOP HEAD

by Jack's monkey July 28, 2016

poop cup

a container filled with excrement--used as a practical joke or revenge tactic.

Place a poop cup in a well concealed spot to ensure longevity and sustained satisfaction.

He never expected that poop cup behind his couch. You should have seen his face when he walked in--priceless.

by Blacks February 28, 2007

Poop Thief

One who sneaks quietly into a restroom. Waits until your done taking a dump, and then sneaks into the stall and snatches your dump RIGHT out of the toilet before you have a chance to flush. God only knows what the poop thief does with the dump once he steals it.

John: Duuuuude. I think a poop thief just stole my shit.
Anthony: No way??
John: yeah, one second it's there, the next its gone. o.O

by WhalerYouKnow May 7, 2010