cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

apple crossing

A section in a road which apples can roll across, Illegal in 121 countries only supported in Siberia

Mind the apple crossing dear

by Thefurry101 November 4, 2015

Cross

A term meaning a person who is perfect in all ways possible.

"Kyle is so cross, he's everything i've ever wanted."

by Josslyn March 29, 2020

crossed pipe-hawk

A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).

“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”

by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024

Leave His legs crossed

To shoot a man while he’s running away

Jaquan said he would Leave His legs crossed

by YungSatana1300Chicago June 7, 2021

Criss-Cross Mammal Sauce

When two men next to each other simultaneously jerk each other off with their arms crossed over one another.

Bro, neither of us have gotten laid in a while. Want to criss-cross mammal sauce?

by Truxtin May 2, 2024

criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.

I just recieved a criss-crossed carp

by boar man September 22, 2006