Slang for when someone tries to justify a decision they made by giving a superficial meaning to their actions that doesn't make any sense, and/or is typically so transparent it's obvious to see that there was no thought put into said decision.
Person 1: Dude, did you see the new rims on Alex's honda civic? He said he gets like +50 horsepower from them!
Person 2: (laughs hysterically) All he did was waste $800 because he wants to be noticed by someone for once in his life. All those rims are is a mountain with wings.
Person 2: (laughs hysterically) All he did was waste $800 because he wants to be noticed by someone for once in his life. All those rims are is a mountain with wings.
by X_Juul_is_cuul_X April 17, 2019
Get the Mountain with Wingsmug. A expensive ass coffee that the beans come out of monkey shit. Crazy ass monkeys get there shit picked through for coffe beans.
by Bsy420 March 12, 2018
Get the Jamaican blue Mountainmug. When you secure a girl who’s large chested and coat the slopes with cum then proceed to shit on her summits cuasing a catastrophe down below.
by DukeEfan May 15, 2018
Get the Foggy mountain mudslidemug. by inebriateddreams May 3, 2015
Get the meat pole mountaineermug. When Partner 1 force feeds Partner 2 enough moonshine for them to pass out, then Partner 1 inserts Partner 2’s smart phone into Partner 2’s ass while recording. The footage is then uploaded to Partner 2’s social media.
“Yeah Derek gave me a Rocky Mountain Colonoscopy last night and the footage gave my grandmother a stroke. Hell of a family reunion though.”
by ShaftCraft43 March 4, 2021
Get the Rocky Mountain Colonoscopymug. A health company in Logan and Mingo County West Virginia where the Director of Finance Mrs. Cook has a horrendous case of black nasty charred diseased smokers lungs 🫁 fighting left and right against a insidious nicotine addiction. Also seen smoking a cigarette at a drive thru at a local fast food restaurant parking lot close to a local Walmart.
Douglas: Do you know of anyone round these West Virginia redneck parts who has smokers lungs? I’m dying for a cigarette.
Peter: Yeah do you know where Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare is? Mrs. Cook might have one. Heard she sun got smokers lungs too. Yes-haw! (Slaps Knee)
Peter: Yeah do you know where Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare is? Mrs. Cook might have one. Heard she sun got smokers lungs too. Yes-haw! (Slaps Knee)
by OrangeSoda75 November 19, 2023
Get the Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcaremug. by the-all-giving August 30, 2022
Get the metaphor mountainmug.