Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.

Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Math

Math = mental abuse to humans

aka a torture device

Teacher: today we're doing math
LITTERALLY EVERYONE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Bob: hey teach, math is MENTAL ABUSE TO HUMANS!

by LN11 September 1, 2022

math

if this teacher says your her favorite she is lieing for making you do this

the math teacher is a communist

by anonymous September 22, 2020

math

the hardest and most complicated thing known in the observable universe

friend: i study math

some guy: you are ten times smarter than everyone on earth

by NotHecker#3231 May 20, 2023

indian math

miscalculated account credits by your ISP, phone carrier, or Amazon

I don't know how the hell I got $90 more than I should have, but I ain't complainin'. Must be that indian math.

by Senor Snuffleupagus November 7, 2025

MATH

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Girl 1: Gosh, I just got a MATH!
Girl 2: Well, that’s better than me. I got a real MATH homework!

Homework Defiition: Coming Soon!

by Minevera Mcgonall June 20, 2018

math

M ental
A buse

T o
H umans

Math is useless. (period)

by zeeeeeeeeeebruh February 20, 2020