A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021
Get the Ruby Log Jammug. The name of the shit you take after you just went demon mode on an entire bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. And it feels like Satan is holding a blowtorch to your asshole.
by SoccerislifeLMAO December 14, 2022
Get the Flamin’ Hot Logsmug. 
It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)
by Blazed_Dorito April 12, 2019
Get the Bumps on a Logmug. In the olden day’s, during the western expansion, settlers would arrive to camp late, (usually in the dark) and throw the first log they could on the fire. After sippin whiskey, campers would fall asleep by the fire. Come morning, the lonely men would wake up with a terrible cough from the moss and fungus on the log they had burned the night before.
Wow bro, you don’t look so good after that one night stand. Looks like you slept next to a punky log.
by Rsymps December 2, 2017
Get the punky logmug. A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.
by anonymous July 26, 2023
Get the Chestnut Logmug. “Omg, did you see Becky in that pencil skirt today?” -person
“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2
“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2
by thot-o-meter December 10, 2018
Get the Log Skirtmug.