My friend is attempting to get married by the age of 20 thus he is known as a Coolaslon Jones or Mr. Jones.
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Butthole Jones was taking a shit in the stall next to me and he was crying because everyone hates him and he will die alone covered in shit because he stretched his own butthole out with his ego and fingers
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He should date a K
He should date a K
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