Jonas

Used to describe an individual who is incapable of cranking 90s

Dude that guy sucks at cranking. He’s a total jonas.

by Lauren pancakez May 12, 2022

Jonas

A kid who can see beyond his community, the Receiver of Memory.

Dude 1: Bruh i feel like Jonas rn after watching film theory
Dude 2: did you sleep last night??
Dude 1: nah i gave a memory away :7

by alter_ego_cole May 14, 2022

jonana

Someone who’s name begins with Jo such as Joanna or Joan, who is a grandma and wants an original name to be called by their grandchildren.

Grandchild: My Jonana is the best she bought me Ice Cream over the week end.
Friend: Your Jonana?
GC: Yeah my moms mom. My grandma. She just wants to be called Jonana.
Friend: Ohhh that’s definitely original.

by Princesa Leah de Cuba May 15, 2022

Jonah

The best person in the world, very funny, loves to talk and normally has red hair and feckles

Me: Who is that

Joe: I dont know but he talks a lot
Me: Oh he is a Jonah

by thebestbunner May 19, 2022

Jonas

A czech male.

Hey, have you heard about jonas?

Is he Czech?

Yeah

Ok

by Mcdonaldsman May 21, 2022

jonahmarshallpfp

A very small and lazy person- "famous" on tiktok and loves Mandela catalogue. Fucking hates their friends and loves his boyfriend<3

jonahmarshallpfp hit 1000 followers on tiktok!

Cool.. Don't care.

by Jonahnotlikable June 9, 2022

Jonah

A person that can’t pull any bitches. He is also incapable of touching grass. He spends all day dwelling in his room like a goblin.

Remember Jonah that guy was so annoying.

by Gigachadus June 15, 2022