jew-tilize

much like the word utulize. it is when someone (jewish or not) gets the most value out of something, such as a friendship or tube of toothpaste.

Ben: hey man can i borrow your car?
Friend 1: ehhh, yeah sure.
Ben: thanks (exits)
Friend 2: dude does that ben guy always try to jew-tilize your guys' friendship?

by QuentinJammal March 10, 2010

Juice Jew

An individual who is miserly with his or her vape juice.

Randy wouldn't let me hit his Juul, what a Juice Jew!

by washington_foreskins October 15, 2020

nuke the jews

Nuke the jews

Imma nuke the Jews

by You_mad_bro? March 24, 2021

Stale Jew

A comedic Jewish performer or writer that makes a ton of money. When their career goes south, they're no longer useful and are now called the "Stale Jew."

Chandler: Why is that guy picking up a penny?
Elliott: He needs money. He no longer has a career and is just a stale jew.

by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016

nic jew

the person who is very stingy with their nicotine

Damn Nico stop being such a nic jew

by LH Gang April 17, 2019

jew striders

A men's open-toe sandal shoe that resembles those from Biblical times.

Dude, did you see Schlomo tripping over his new jew striders? He's such a dork.

by MikeyBee2277 March 28, 2011

Jew It Down

A very offensive term meaning "To bring the price of (something) down," referring to the stereotype that Jewish people are massive cheapskates. If you use this phrase in front of a Jewish person, expect to be punched in the face.

"That's too expensive! You better Jew it down."
*Gets punched*

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022