Jordan Hearn

A Jordan Hearn is a stick skinny non muscular 16 year old cunt. A Jordan Hearn is a virgin for the majority of his life.

God that Jordan Hearn is a virgin cunt

by Jordan Hearn May 14, 2015

jordan felix blake

Jordan Felix blake is the most amazing person you will ever meet he will always have your back no matter what he is amazing in every way and I love him so much ig // @/blaine_alexander_blake

Jordan Felix blake is daddy asf.

by Homosexualkiddo July 22, 2017

Jordan Jackson

The worst basketball player ever

" He is almost as bad as Jordan Jackson!"

by TheOGWalter December 12, 2018

Jordan Day

Jordan day is a day on June 3rd where we represent all the Jordan's out there. it is for the loved Jordan's. we all love a Jordan:)

Someone: "Did you know its Jordan day?"
Me: "Omg it is?! I have to post and tag a jordan"

by llamagirly243 June 3, 2020

Jordan'd

To be romantically rejected by a hand gesture of a "thumbs down", most commonly used in VR Chat.

I asked her out on a date in VRC, and she totally Jordan'd me with her full body tracking.

by Whimsiez June 13, 2022

jordan miller

the most prettiest, nicest person ever :)

jordan miller helped the old lady cross the street, thats how nice she was

by james kilam December 11, 2010

jordan'd out

A term used to describe someone who is wearing nothing but "Jordan"(Micheal Jordan's brand name) paraphernalia. This would include every article of clothing that is able to be seen on this individual: shoes, socks, pants/shorts, shirt, hat, hoodie/sweatshirt, watch, ristband,etc.

Jemal is compleatly jordan'd out tonight.

by JoRDAn fan November 9, 2010