Jesus Kill

Usually in an FPS game where the player gets an insane kill out of skill or pure luck

guy 1: Dude i was playing halo the other day and got a sick kill when one of my bullets bounced off a rock and hit someone
guy 2: dude! thats a jesus kill if i ever heard one!

by OddThomas June 29, 2011

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Geneva Jesus

Forgives the sins of War criminals, so they may commit war crimes without prosecution and return to Valhalla. Civilians will now be known as "Acceptable Casualties".

Also the leader of the "Geneva Warcriminals" gaming clan on Twitch and Mixer.

"Geneva Jesus shall set me free, for I am his humble servant." GJ 6:9

by Geneva Jesus November 13, 2019

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Daddy Jesus

A Drinking game involving an extra large beer mug and ping pong balls. Similar in nature to quarters, Daddy Jesus has the starting player pour a chosen amount of beer into the mug and then attempt to bounce the ping pong ball into the mug. If successful, the player then pours any chosen amount into the mug and passes the ball to the next player. Any time a player fails to make the ball into the mug, they must drink the contents of the mug.

"The last time we played Daddy Jesus, he ended up getting screwed over by the other guys and had to drink a full giant mug."

by UFdude September 5, 2011

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Surfer Jesus

The traditional western image of Jesus which depicts Him as a white dude with long hair and a gnarly beard. Totally looks like the surf bum at your local beach. Or homeless.

The King of Men hangs 10

Surfer Jesus doesn't just walk on water, he rides the waves

by homieijustfuckedyomomma May 17, 2018

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