Sugar Cookie

A hand job. Called a sugar cookie because it is never a man's first choice, but if there are no other cookies available it will always be accepted. Much like how a hand job is never a man's first choice, but if sex and a blow job aren't available a hand job will suffice.

Guy 1: hey man did you bang her
Guy 2:Naw she gave me an old fashioned sugar cookie

by Shit nizza January 21, 2017

cookie cutter

girls at every popular bar, everywhere, that all look, act, and speak in the same way.

after walking into any bar and looking around:
goddamn, look at all these fucking cookie cutters!

by serious5150 November 22, 2006

fortune cookie

the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!

when she awoke in the morning and used the bathrom she found the fortune cookie i left her.

by MORGAN August 11, 2003

milk and cookies

Sucking a girls tits while giving her anal

"dude, last night jessie let me do milk and cookies. I was suckin on her tits so hard it fucking made them red, while she was shoving my dick right up her ass"
"your one lucky mother fucker"

by akljds June 29, 2007

Cookie Dough

When two guys are grinding on either side of a girl.

Jeremiah: Hey, she's cute. Let's cookie dough that hoe!
Jean-Luc: YEAH! Hey that sounds like a cool idea for a rap...

by Purple (in the Mafia) November 19, 2012

bacon cookies

1. vaginal discharge, genital hemorrhaging, the pre-menstrual cycle
2. A delicious treat much like chocolate-chip cookies, but made with bacon

1. "wow, looks like that bitch has had herself a batch of bacon cookies this morning."
2. "mmm, I sure could go for some bacon cookies right now. stop looking at me like that, you wordcheating cunt/word

by Lester Nelson March 24, 2003

douce cookie

A person being an asshole. The toilet paper that gets left in the vagina usually found during intercourse. The dried up white crispies you find around your junk after a good night of sex. The cum stain that women get in their panties after receiving a long night of loads.

Man, DJ was talking wreckless at lunch today, he was being a real douce cookie.

I was going down on the wife lastnight, much to my suprise i came up with a mouth full of douce cookies.

If you wake up in the morning after a long night of drinking and wander if you scored with that chick the night before just look down and see if you have any signs of douce cookies.

Sheyla was taking a piss and found douce cookies in he panties.

by dr blood pickle November 19, 2010