When you live in New York and have a December birthday, and somehow you are still in the same grade you would be in if you had an early birthday. This has nothing to do with Oscar the Grouch.
Cooper: Hey Christian, do you know my friend Oscar from New York?
Christian: Yeah, when is his birthday again?
Cooper: December 4th, 2006. He is currently a senior in high school.
Christian: That proves the Oscar theory.
Cooper: The what?
Christian: Never mind.
Christian: Yeah, when is his birthday again?
Cooper: December 4th, 2006. He is currently a senior in high school.
Christian: That proves the Oscar theory.
Cooper: The what?
Christian: Never mind.
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 11, 2024
Get the Oscar Theorymug. It is when you see a person from a distance, and believe they are attractive, but when they get closer they are fugly.
This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.
This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.
Woah she's hot bro!!
Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?
Awwh no way she's ugly!
Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?
Awwh no way she's ugly!
by jizz u l8a August 25, 2011
Get the Telescope theorymug. An observation on how well music played in a nightclub or at an event is responded/reacted to by people depending on how busy the place is, and nothing to do with the music at all.
by TwentyThousandKhz August 3, 2024
Get the Ferris Theorymug. The Indian Internet theory is an online conspiracy theory that asserts that the Internet now consists mainly of Indian people activity and Indian generated content that is manipulated by Indian population preferences, marginalizing organic human activity.
The population of India reaches 1.4 billion people and out of these people they have the most English speakers along with governmental efforts to introduce modern Internet to rural areas, but this does not equate to a quality increase of human resources which takes time. China as the 2nd most populous country limits their interaction with the worldwide internet due to the Great Chinese Firewall, USA has their own self-interest for online interactions, and the rest of the countries which includes Indonesia, Pakistan, Congo, Bangladesh, Brazil, Mexico, and so on barely spoke English or have access to Internet.
This corresponds well with the idea that most accounts were operated in India, examples of this can be observed in posts with topics ranging from sports (they will sneak cricket for some reason), politics (they will defend Israel), religion (something about Shiva or Ram), and bikini fitness models.
The population of India reaches 1.4 billion people and out of these people they have the most English speakers along with governmental efforts to introduce modern Internet to rural areas, but this does not equate to a quality increase of human resources which takes time. China as the 2nd most populous country limits their interaction with the worldwide internet due to the Great Chinese Firewall, USA has their own self-interest for online interactions, and the rest of the countries which includes Indonesia, Pakistan, Congo, Bangladesh, Brazil, Mexico, and so on barely spoke English or have access to Internet.
This corresponds well with the idea that most accounts were operated in India, examples of this can be observed in posts with topics ranging from sports (they will sneak cricket for some reason), politics (they will defend Israel), religion (something about Shiva or Ram), and bikini fitness models.
Those are not Russian bots, that's just Rajesh, Kumar, and Pradesh they are a part of the Indian Internet Theory!
by Ibonarious Eshak February 11, 2024
Get the The Indian Internet Theorymug. When suddenly everybody wants to play with a toy or item (like a keyboard) that has been buried under the bed or tucked away in a closet for years.
Raul: I found this keyboard under the bed. I'm gonna learn how to play the Star Wars theme on it.
Brock: Hey! Gimme that! It's mine!!!
Raul: It's been collecting dust under the bed for 5 years and now suddenly you want to play it? That's Keyboard Theory.
Brock: Hey! Gimme that! It's mine!!!
Raul: It's been collecting dust under the bed for 5 years and now suddenly you want to play it? That's Keyboard Theory.
by phalagen June 18, 2013
Get the Keyboard Theorymug. This video is only a year old... Did I not say something about that!? Is somebody doing something with that? Is that a thing now?
Hym "Informational Universe Theory! Best theory of humanity! My BRAINS... It's to POWERFUL! Omega Brain-Mind! Better than everyone!!!"
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
Get the Informational Universe Theorymug. What about Fat-Cock Self-Preservation Theory, Cody? What do you think of that one? The most profound and accurate conspiracy theory on the web!
Hym "How's this for a conspiracy theory: The accusations of liar and grifter do nothing to hurt right-wing pundits EXPLICITLY BECAUSE they aren't intended to hurt them but, rather, deflate the value of liar and grifter accusations in a deliberate attempt to cover for ineffective political opposition. Because sure you're calling them a liar and a grifter but if you can keep them in the forefront of people's minds you can keep out the MORE EFFECTIVE opposition out of the lime light and maintain the status quo. So, denigrating the political opposition ISN'T TO GET YOU TO STOP LISTENING TO JORDAN PETERSON... It to get you to focus on Jordan Peterson instead of me. Because he is harmless and ineffective and I am not."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
Get the Conspiracy theorymug.