Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022

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Boss Hog

Boss Hog is a pure specimen of greatness. It can be used to describe anything that is good.

Edging is boss hog as fuck!

Do you even push boss hog bro?

Hot sauce is so boss hog. Bro it’s boss hog as fuck!

by Mr. Hooneynana February 21, 2022

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Hog riding

Hog riding is when a male is on top of the female during intercourse and he proceeds to yell HOOGGG RIDDAA

I was riding my girlfriend as I yelled “HOG RIDER” that is hog riding

by BO0TY-_-JUice201 February 22, 2022

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alabama bush hog

A mainly lesbian or a masculine woman

Man look at the Alabama bush hog, she's built like a linebacker

by Jippy Dimes February 28, 2022

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hog rider

hog rider is the best person in the games of clash og clans (coc) and clash royale (cr)

i trained 20 hog riders in my sussy barracks (coc reference)

by hog_rider_69420 March 3, 2022

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Pronounced “drizzog” is a adjective and also used as a noun formed from the phrase mis hog meaning ‘miserable pig’. Calling someone a ‘dris hog’ means that they are miserable but also with an additive of dreariness.

“She was acting like her usual dris hog self”
“He needs to stop being a dris hog”
“They are a bunch of dris hogs”

by squidgedom March 5, 2022

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